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Comic about the economy. Because the economy is hilarious. http://t.co/xI5eh7NW
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1988 really was a simpler time. http://t.co/xnd8FCry
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RT @musicworksmnorg: Kids are signing up for band next year, some can't afford it. Which means this is a great time to donate an instrument!
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Expert advice on Car Talk: "You're gonna hafta burn the car."
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Quote of the day: Walt (on Staten Island home security): "Get yourself a rottweiler, a doberman, and a fuckin' hippo." @brywaltq
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http://t.co/47o39uOd Calories in an 8oz serving: 0. Calories in a 20oz bottle: 10. What the hell?
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This robot keeps getting more and more amazing. And best of all, it'll mix you the world's slowest martini. http://t.co/YpFno73X
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"I've told this story so often that for all I know, it might even be true." --Stan Lee
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Beaumarchais once wrote, "these days, anything that isn't worth saying is sung". But that was before Twitter was invented.
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I can't see the phrase "he is risen" without thinking of cake. Maybe that's why they put Jesus in a cave: to avoid loud noises.
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