Energize your mind with new-age bullshit

When I started this blog, I thought I’d be writing primarily about cool science news items, and shedding light on the latest scams, and maybe even writing about politics and religion if I had time. Well, as you can see by the Categories box to the right, I had that completely backwards. The problem is that I really don’t have much to contribute to a scientific news item, besides “this is cool”.

However, I think I’ve gotten pretty good at identifying pseudoscientific claptrap when I see it, and this certainly qualifies for that description:

If you watched that video, you’re probably either thinking “that’s obvious nonsense” or “wow, maybe I should start doing that”. Actually, you’re probably also thinking “that’s the worst reporting I’ve ever seen” and I agree with you there.

A classic joke among us skeptics goes something like this:

Q: “What do you call alternative medicine that actually works?” A: “Medicine.”

A lot of people are inclined to believe in alternative medicine, because they see it as a viable alternative to modern medicine. What many people don’t realize is that there’s really no such thing as “alternative medicine”. There’s medicine, and then there’s unproven and disproven treatments. This “Superbrain Yoga®” seems to be a mixture of both unproven and disproven treatments.

The Yoga Connection

First, it obviously has some sort of connection to yoga. Yoga is an odd combination of exercise, which is obviously good, and meditation, which is a bit more nebulous a concept. Meditation seems to help people relax, to “center” themselves (whatever that means…it may just mean “relax” again), and perhaps even to affect them in some sort of spiritual way (again, very nebulous, and probably just more relaxing). I’ve got nothing against this kind of yoga.

However, yoga has some unfortunate pseudoscientific baggage. Some proponents claim that Yoda, I mean yoga, can manipulate your “life force” or “body energy”, or a host of other magical phrases that also mean nothing. Some go so far as to say that you can heal yourself with yoga. And these Superbrain people certainly do.

How do we know that life force and body energy aren’t real? Well, we don’t. But if they do exist, and they’re capable of healing people, we should be able to notice their effects. But so far, nobody has ever been able to demonstrate their effectiveness beyond what would be expected from the placebo effect. In fact, if you replace phrases like “life force” with “placebo response” whenever you see them, you’ll have a better idea of what’s really going on.

The Acupuncture Connection

Superbrain Yoga is also based on acupuncture. Oy. Acupuncture is another “alternative” treatment that also focuses heavily on the manipulation of life forces. It’s a treatment that has been around for a long time, but remember that just because something has been around for a long time, that doesn’t mean it actually works. Just look at bloodletting. Unfortunately, acupuncture is one of those treatments that just doesn’t stand up to scientific scrutiny. Double-blinded studies of the technique show no significant effect beyond placebo. I could go on and on, but instead I’m just going to recommend a really good book on this and other alt-med topics: Trick or Treatment – The Undeniable Facts about Alternative Medicine, by Dr. Edzard Ernst and Simon Singh. (I swear I’ll write a review of that book one of these days.)

The Physician

In the video, we see a physician tell a story about how he taught Superbrain Yoga to a kid whose grades improved afterward. Clearly this guy has never heard the phrase “correlation doesn’t equal causation”. According to a single-page large-font article on the Superbrain Yoga web site (in the “Testimonials” section) a kid who was doing poorly in school was taught the Superbrain technique, and in the next semester, his grades went up by 1 full letter grade. Well, holy crap, get this in all our schools. His grades were a little bit better in one semester than they were in the previous. And then, he changed schools, and his grades changed even more! Astonishing! Couldn’t have anything to do with different classes, different teachers, different standards, or anything like that, could it? Remember, this was ONE kid. This information is misleading and basically worthless. I’ll go into how he should be gathering his data later in this article.

14 thoughts on “Energize your mind with new-age bullshit

  1. Hi,This is the first time I have ever seen your blog. I am not here to prove you wrong — so feel free to delete my comment if it offends your logic.This is the first time I have ever read anyone with so little faith. Then again, what is faith? But I'm pretty sure you can find a way to explain faith from some scientific research or journal that has been published out there.Just a suggestion though, try not to get too close to children please. Nothing can ruin imagination and creativity than a cynic like you. Dr. Seuss would hate someone who hate green eggs and ham to be spreading his thoughts around the world. I suggest you just stick to doing web design.This comment must have you grinning like the Cheshire cat. You finally got the attention you want from people who believe in the unknown and the unexplainable. Way to go! Have a happy and enjoyable life (I hope). Btw, don't bother responding, I'm not going back to your site.

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  2. Cherry, it's too bad that you're not going to come back, because I can't tell you how much I despise the self-satisfied attitude your comment exudes. I'm very willing to hear and discuss criticism, but anyone who's not willing to do the same is basically just a worthless person. But I might as well address your claims anyway, since even though you'll never be back, someone else may read your comments and accidentally treat them like actual thought.First, you say you're not here to prove me wrong. Just to criticize, apparently. Why not prove me wrong? Please do. If I'm wrong about anything, let me know. I want to know.It's sad to see you giving faith so much credence as a way of knowing, and scoffing at science as if it can't know anything important. Faith is merely the act of believing something without any evidence, and is a dangerous and worthless method of thought (if it can indeed be called thought). Without demanding evidence for what you believe, you leave yourself open to believe in literally anything. It's not cynical to demand evidence; it's very reasonable.As for what Dr. Seuss would think, I don't know much about him, though from a quick glance at his Wikipedia page, I can safely say that you don't either. I strongly doubt that he would approve of the kind of vapid gullibility that you're espousing. Imagination and healthy skepticism aren't mutually exclusive by any means. I suggest that you do some more research on him before using this cut-and-paste drive-by commenting method again.I do admit though, I enjoy seeing that someone is reading my posts, even if they don't agree. I just wish you would bother to engage in an intelligent conversation. Seeing such wanton inanity in a comment like this is like a shark smelling blood in the water: there's injured prey here, and I can't help but attack. It's too bad you're not willing to defend yourself.

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  3. With the science of neuroplasticity and evidence showing that even acupuncture has some merit; Read “The Brain that Changes itself by Dr. Norman Doidge”, in that it helps re-route "gates" the brain uses to allow pain to occur, It seems to me scientists are beginning to prove the connection of yoga and other non-medical procedures to the healing of many symptoms of the body, i.e. mirror box for phantom limbs, gloves and mits for stroke victums, etc. Look up Dr. Edward Taub or Dr. Vilayanur Ramachandran. I agree this particular program didn't prove anything but, other well known and well respected scientists have published in peer-reviewed journals evidence supporting similar ideas.

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  4. First, let me start off with how kids are taught in the country of my birth, Sri Lanka. When you do something wrong, whether it is getting a question wrong, or just doing plain mischief, the teacher either hits you or makes you do what we call "thoppukaranam" – under the scorching sun! As far as I know, every kid hated it. Then recently, somebody pointed out this "super brain yoga" thing to me. Guess what it was? It was none other than the dreaded "thoppukaranam". I doubt even our teachers knew it improved brain function. They just made us do it as a punishment. Anyhow, it irks me that somebody will take what has been practiced in the Indian Subcontinent for ages, and claim it as their own. What is worse is that they are trying to sell it.I really don't know whether it works. What I do know is that by the time a kid finishes school, they would have done quite a few of those!

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  5. Like Cherry, this is the first time that I read your blog. But unlike him/ her, I totally agree with your views!Today, I had got one of those mindless forwards — this one happened to be about "superbrain yoga". The sender had added the remark (yes, in all caps!):-"THIS MAY REMIND YOU OF YOUR SCHOOL DAYS PUNISHMENT FOR NOT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK OR DOING MISCHIEF IN CLASS ROOM. JUST BE AMAZED TO REALIZE HOW GREAT OUR ANCESTORS WERE WHO INCORPORATED THIS YOGA TECHNIC IN SCHOOLS AS A PUNISHMENT BUT ACTUALLY A TOOL TO STIMULATE KID'S BRAIN TO DO THE RIGHT THING. WOW!!"I responded to this by referring to the link of your blog!Anand

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  6. Here are my questions for you: (1) have you ever practiced yoga consistently? (2) Have you practiced meditation consistently? (3) Did you actually do that exercise every day for , say 30 days, so that you could therefore base your findings on that experiential data? I do not know if the super brain yoga works, I'm just asking you these questions, because otherwise how would you really know? As a long time student, practitioner, and instructor of both yoga and meditation, your comments come accross as uninformed and do not reveal your personal research, or experiential dimension. Most people know that just as doing jumping jacks or running raises the energy of the body (accelerates heart movement, etc.), yoga too can either raise or lower the body's energy level or also to lower it by working with the body's autonomic nervous system. For the most part both meditation and yoga principally awaken the parasympathetic nervous system.In a Mass General/Harvard study, research indicates that long-term meditation practice is associated with altered resting electroencephalogram patterns, suggestive of long lasting changes in brain activity; changes in the brain's physical structure. If you are truly interested in the scientific aspect, here are a few links: http://www.nmr.mgh.harvard.edu/~lazar/Lazar_Medit…. Also go to Mass General Hospital Benson Henry Institute's to access their research on these issues :http://www.massgeneral.org/bhi/research/Finally not too long ago,a couple hundred years ago, our world chose to interpret the world from many dimensions: we can understand and explain the world from a historical perspective, a philosophical dimension, a religious dimension, and of course scientific. However, to subject any issue to a purely scientific examination (which you didn't really do either), is to limit the potential of the richness of the conversation. Finaly, I teach yoga to dozens of people every day who come to class with myriad issues, only from a purely physical perspective, yoga's poses combine stretching, strengthening of muscles in the entire body, and people with joint issues, low back pain, frozen shoulder, arthritis, etc. experience greater range of motion in the joints which occurs when synovial fluid becomes activated in the joints with movement, it strengthens and tones muscles, and increases flexibility . Yoga students can touch their toes more than most people who live lives as couch potatoes.

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  7. Hi Dubiosity,

    Interesting article. I think that certainly there needs to be evidence and I currently am looking at superbrain yoga in order to decide whether or not to include it in my brain training.

    I totally agree with the author of this article that testimonials are completely subjective and are not sufficient evidence in themselves.

    I think it is worth mentioning that as the cliche goes “absence of evidence is not evidence of absence”. That is to say that just because there have not been any clinical trials on the matter does not mean the exercise does not work. There do exist many many things that people might know or greatly suspect works to do what they think but there is no financial incentive to spend money on highly expensive clinical trials (millions of dollars). Additionally, there is currently a large lack of funding in many countries.

    My current status writing this: I am undecided whether it actually works (I have not even tried it yet), however I am inclining towards believing it might be more likely to be true than other things. The reason is the CBS news report includes some potential evidence on some improvements in grades and symptoms for children with autism. However, this is not a clinical trial and you cannot say that the cause was superbrain yoga. But mostly it is because there was a doctor who felt this worked and that there was a yale neurobiologist who is much more qualified than I to decide if this would work and there was some brain scans showing the changes in brain activity in the hemisphere.

    However, the existence of a book makes it (in a statistical sense at least) less likely to be true but again I suspect it might be true.

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  8. I just heard about this today. Yes, it may be total BS. But what harm is there in trying it out? The video explains how to do it so you don’t need to buy the book. At the very least you would do some squats, get an ear massage, and focus on your breathing. Just try it out for 30 days and see what you think. It’s exercise. Even if it’s just 100% placebo, some people seem to be seeing benefit from it.

    It’s more interesting to me that you dedicated your time to develop an entire webpage bashing it.

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  9. It’s always fun to see people completely ignore what I’ve written, and then judge me for “bashing”.

    Just in case it needs to be said again, I will gladly change my view if any good evidence is produced to show that it works.

    But please, go back and read the post.

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  10. I do this every day for 15 mins. Didn’t pay anyone a dime for this information. I do feel fitter, and calmer. If this is just placebo, I am fine with it.
    In the interests of full disclosure, I am an atheist, do yoga fairly regularly and also meditate.

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  11. Hi, I stumbled across your blog today while looking for refreshing viewpoints, so keep up the good work! I just started a blog along the same lines as yours, humorously enough, I want to keep myself anonymous from some of my peers, friends, family, and potential employers, which, when you think of it is really sad that there are so many unreasonable people among us. Doesn’t inspire a lot of confidence in humanity. So I’m glad to see you speaking your mind too.

    In relation to yoga in particular; I will say that yoga absolutely has concrete medical benefits. But these benefits cannot be summarized by New-Age hogwash. In flat scientific terms: when an organism is exposed to a stimulus, it sets off a complex series of chemical reactions in the brain. Torturing someone causes stress hormones to be release. Yoga, or some similar meditation provides stimulus for the brain to release “feel good chemicals.” And by doing yoga repeatedly, the brain can be chemically conditioned. Exactly what you say, there is no alternative medicine, just medicine. So I wouldn’t say that yoga in and of itself is a bunch of crap, but that the way it is commercialized with crazy mumbo jumbo is indeed.

    BTW, have you noticed that the so-called “spiritually superior” choose to throw a bunch of cheap stabs at you instead of engaging in a logical, mature debate? Fascinating. – Dani

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